3 Creative Ideas For Getting Over Your Ex Girlfriend In Style
Saturday, March 13th, 2010
Getting over your ex girlfriend can be a horrible process, but I find it makes things a little easier if I have some fun with it. Times like these are the reason men built adult playgrounds like Las Vegas.
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, and this is your time to be as rude and crude as possible without feeling a stab of guilt. What more could you ask for?
Here are 3 of my favorite creative ideas. Heck, employ all of them and you’ll be getting over your ex girlfriend in record time.
1. Buy a New Girlfriend
This one is a blast and I actually encourage doing this any time you’re bored and want to make the world a more interesting place.
About 3 days into your breakup you should have 3 buddies who are as intrigued and excited about your newfound freedom as you are. These guys are golden because they’ll never change and will still be single next time you settle down.
Take your henchmen and drive to the nearest toy shop
