Getting over your ex girlfriend can be a horrible process, but I find it makes things a little easier if I have some fun with it. Times like these are the reason men built adult playgrounds like Las Vegas.

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, and this is your time to be as rude and crude as possible without feeling a stab of guilt. What more could you ask for?

Here are 3 of my favorite creative ideas. Heck, employ all of them and you’ll be getting over your ex girlfriend in record time.

1. Buy a New Girlfriend

This one is a blast and I actually encourage doing this any time you’re bored and want to make the world a more interesting place.

About 3 days into your breakup you should have 3 buddies who are as intrigued and excited about your newfound freedom as you are. These guys are golden because they’ll never change and will still be single next time you settle down.

Take your henchmen and drive to the nearest toy shop

As the 62 year old pop icon continues to deny rumors about a recent show cancellation at Caesar’s Palace, more news stations are eager to get the “cancer on” rather than report on the longtime pop singers talents during her 90 minute performance. Nonetheless, http://StubHub.com is always your best source for all the latest former Sonny & Cher star drama, including the best seats in the house for your very own Cher tickets at http://www.stubhub.com/cher-tickets/.

The singer has recently had to deny everything from severe abdominal problems to cancer when she was caught with “Vegas throat.” “If I had cancer, everyone would know it,” Cher told “Access Hollywood” in an interview Friday. “I wouldn’t tell them, but somebody would. When you have those kinds of things happen, if you’re famous, you can’t keep them a secret.” While Cher is not one to be excluded from the spotlight, it isn’t much of a surprise that these rumors have started. With something like three successful careers under her large embellished belt, it comes as so surprise that this legend knows how to keep thing exciting.

This so called “sickness” blows in with the desert air every so often enough that other long time Sin City performers known exactly what she’s talking about. “My health is great. But you know there’s a wind thing that blows there sometimes in different months, and I have an allergy to it. So yeah it’s really hard if you get a sickness and you’re famous. It’s impossible. You have to suffer with the sickness and everyone gets to know it,” she continued during Friday’s taping.

Just enough to spike the rumors to high heaven is her recent announcement to continue her Vegas stint next year. Returning to Caesars Palace in February, Cher plans on keeping her hefty schedule with four nightly shows a week that run ninety minutes long. The first 35 dates are already scheduled and begin at the end of February.

”Cher at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace” has been a staple since last May when she sold out 44 shows and performed for over 200,000 fans, according to a press release. Since the ’60s the world of Cher has been in the public eye. From her public relationship with music partner and producer Salvatore “Sonny” Bono to her work in film (and a subsequent Best Actress Academy Award for her role in Moonstruck), Cher’s comings and goings have always been of media speculation. After a very public divorce and dissolve of the group that got her her star (Sonny & Cher), she kept recording hit records and eventually transitioned into a famous actress. Currently she is recognized not only for her alternative folk days with ex-husband but also for her unique and ever-changing fashion sense. If you’re still not sick of Cher, check out her most recently updated dates, all of which are at The Colosseum at Caesars.

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Getting a divorce in Nevada is a lot more work than getting married. Like most states, Nevada has some residency and other standards you have to meet before a divorce will be granted.

While getting married takes little more than a few minutes and a few dollars, getting a divorce takes a bit more.

It’s hard to say how many of the annual quickie Las Vegas marriages end in divorce, since many people who get married in Las Vegas come from other states. If divorce is the end result of the marriage, it would be hard to track since it would fall to the bride and groom’s state to quantify, and is their statistical burden. But, it is known that Nevada has a slightly higher divorce rate than the national average, at 14 percent, according to the 2000 Census. The national divorce rate, on the other hand, is about 10 percent.

So how do you go about getting a divorce in Nevada? There are three criterions for a divorce being granted in Nevada. You need only meet one of them. They are:

- That the husband and wife have been living separate for a year or more
- That the husband or wife has suffered from insanity for at least 2 years
- That there are irreconcilable differences

In Nevada, it’s not necessary to prove or make allegations of adultery, abuse, mental cruelty, etc., in order to be granted a divorce.

If you want to acquire a Nevada state dissolution of your marriage, the state requires you be a resident for at least 6 weeks prior to filing for divorce.

In Nevada, the court will divide common property equally, but in rare instances might divide the community property unequally, though this is quite unusual. If the husband and wife provide a written agreement about how they want to divide the property, the court will adhere to those requests.

The court will also decide, when handing a Nevada dissolution of marriage case, whether or not there will be any support granted for either the husband or wife, and whether or not child support will be granted.

If you were married in Nevada and want an annulment, you can get an annulment of your marriage regardless of where you live. To get an annulment, one of the following conditions must be met:

- Either the bride or groom was intoxicated enough at the wedding that they wouldn’t have been legitimately able to give their consent to getting married.
- After the marriage you find out that your spouse was insane and you were not aware of this prior to getting married.
- Both the bride and groom want to void the marriage and they have not lived together since the marriage.
- The bride and groom are blood relatives.
- Either the bride or groom was under the age of 18 at the time of the marriage and did not obtain parental consent to be married.
-The bride or groom was married to someone else (and not legally divorced) at the time of the marriage.